Hello
Have you ever wondered what its like to be blind?? Yeah...me neither! Thats why I ask you now... close your eyes and write me something, let me show you how easy it is for blind people to write. The following paragraph will be me writing to you with my eyes closed:
Yesterday I went to the sioeroatjet and got myself a pachet pf chips.tgem O wrnt hom,e and therw them awaym rgen I wenr ro rhe toullet and sanf kataoke!
Do you understand what I wrote??? Me Neither! And thats the problem! Blind people cannot see like we do, or maybe the problem is we cant see like blind people. The truth is, they have to rely on theyr other senses, wich are much better than vision. The other day I was walking behind a blind guy and he walked passed the pole that I walked into! But still, I thank the lord that I am not blind or have a mental or physical disability. I was once trying to communicate with a deaf person. I was told she could read my lips wich is Jolly good, what I wasnt told though is that she can hear herself, but she sounds different to what we hear: So im sure what she was hearing herself say was: Yes Vincent, I do completely agree, the social and economic wellfare of modern europe is indeed in a mess. But what I was hearing was: duduhaw social haw haw haw mes haw haw waaaa BLABLA drewel spit drewel! So I tried the little sign language I knew and said: I love you, or I said I like sheep, either way I said something in sign language that made her happy!
So People with disabilities really do have super powers! Let us embrace that and try and see the world through theyr eyes... or ears!
...Carry On!
Samstag, 22. Januar 2011
Freitag, 21. Januar 2011
Chicks and cars......And Education...sort of......a little........OK no education!
Hello
So while I was listening to: "Thats Amore" By Dean Martin, I came across 2 things.
1: WOMEN
2: Something else!
The women before the time of Paris Hilton and New York Hilton or whatever her sisters name is, were much classier and elegant! What I've noticed is clothes get tighter and smaller and LESS, now im not complaining ;) but I do miss elegant girls with long hair and beautiful Boots and Perfume that smells like angels tears etc etc! And all the men and the modern day lesbians care about is "BOOTY" as quoted by:
Jay Z
Kanye West, Kanye North, Kanye East and offcourse his brother Kanye South ( They dont really exist I just like making fun of his silly name )
and other Notorious Rappers and rapers!
I dont mind the look of modern day sluts as long as they wear labels, because then its a different story, then offcourse there is STYLE involved. But these silly clothes that one buys at H&M makes you look like a clown, honestly girls, you dont ATTRACT men when you wear a seethrough minidress with your thong on back to front, you actually make them HORNY.... And showing a man something like that is like holding out a steak infront of a hungry lions nose and expecting him not to eat it and then shooting him at dawn if he does eat it... Its SILLY! So please, if you want to be sensible and cant really afford high fashion clothes... Just wear jeans ( BUT NOT THE REALLY TIGHT ONES PLEASE!!! ) Also if you THINK you have style and you buy clothes with lots of so called.. "BLING" youre a fool! People dont RESPECT you, and you have to start to learn to speak english properly, because koo and cool are not the same things, especially not if your name is Suzan and youre a 14 year old girl who got pms for the first time!
I will tell you what STYLE is. Its when a person clothes themself the way that they would like theyr personality to reflect! So if you dress up like a slut, people will most probably think you are one too, and then also treat you like one by grabing your bottom and throwing money at your face! Also dont expect to get a corporate job by changing your name to Candy and putting pictures on Facebook of how drunk you were at that party last night where you were wearing your 2 cm long minidress with no underpants on! OH and DONT wear caps because you think they look good... They dont, and you look like an idiot, a cap is not a fashion accesoire it is a utensil to prevent the sun from turning your face into a tomato! You might be thinking: Vincent, you must be a geology teacher who weares tweed and blazers with patches on your elbows.... NONSENSE. Well I do have 1 of those Blazers but only because.....of STYLE! I have a distinctive style, a gentleman who wears a well tailored suit, a nice watch and beautiful shoes will get MORE respect than someone with his pants by hes knees and a nightshirt that says D- Boy on it and wearing a new york Yankees cap in the rain with a gold sticker on it saying that he didnt actually get this cap for 2 dollars in china. Now my question to you: What do you look at, at first sight and how would you judge somebody like that?
This post was done upon request for Lidija
...Carry On!
So while I was listening to: "Thats Amore" By Dean Martin, I came across 2 things.
1: WOMEN
2: Something else!
The women before the time of Paris Hilton and New York Hilton or whatever her sisters name is, were much classier and elegant! What I've noticed is clothes get tighter and smaller and LESS, now im not complaining ;) but I do miss elegant girls with long hair and beautiful Boots and Perfume that smells like angels tears etc etc! And all the men and the modern day lesbians care about is "BOOTY" as quoted by:
Jay Z
Kanye West, Kanye North, Kanye East and offcourse his brother Kanye South ( They dont really exist I just like making fun of his silly name )
and other Notorious Rappers and rapers!
I dont mind the look of modern day sluts as long as they wear labels, because then its a different story, then offcourse there is STYLE involved. But these silly clothes that one buys at H&M makes you look like a clown, honestly girls, you dont ATTRACT men when you wear a seethrough minidress with your thong on back to front, you actually make them HORNY.... And showing a man something like that is like holding out a steak infront of a hungry lions nose and expecting him not to eat it and then shooting him at dawn if he does eat it... Its SILLY! So please, if you want to be sensible and cant really afford high fashion clothes... Just wear jeans ( BUT NOT THE REALLY TIGHT ONES PLEASE!!! ) Also if you THINK you have style and you buy clothes with lots of so called.. "BLING" youre a fool! People dont RESPECT you, and you have to start to learn to speak english properly, because koo and cool are not the same things, especially not if your name is Suzan and youre a 14 year old girl who got pms for the first time!
I will tell you what STYLE is. Its when a person clothes themself the way that they would like theyr personality to reflect! So if you dress up like a slut, people will most probably think you are one too, and then also treat you like one by grabing your bottom and throwing money at your face! Also dont expect to get a corporate job by changing your name to Candy and putting pictures on Facebook of how drunk you were at that party last night where you were wearing your 2 cm long minidress with no underpants on! OH and DONT wear caps because you think they look good... They dont, and you look like an idiot, a cap is not a fashion accesoire it is a utensil to prevent the sun from turning your face into a tomato! You might be thinking: Vincent, you must be a geology teacher who weares tweed and blazers with patches on your elbows.... NONSENSE. Well I do have 1 of those Blazers but only because.....of STYLE! I have a distinctive style, a gentleman who wears a well tailored suit, a nice watch and beautiful shoes will get MORE respect than someone with his pants by hes knees and a nightshirt that says D- Boy on it and wearing a new york Yankees cap in the rain with a gold sticker on it saying that he didnt actually get this cap for 2 dollars in china. Now my question to you: What do you look at, at first sight and how would you judge somebody like that?
This post was done upon request for Lidija
...Carry On!
Flower Power
Hello
As you might know, girls like flowers. Well.... I like them too. Flowers, flowers are pretty, everybody has an eye for beauty, and if you dont think flowers look pretty then I am sorry but...you have a cold heart! Talking about cold, ITS FREEZING HERE! You might say DUH, its winter, but I say: NO. Winter is a metaphore, it should be called the time where the earth decides to make everybody in that particular spot unhappy. And its just a reason for people to be sad. See what makes us happy is many colours and friendly environments.... But one has none of that in winter.. WHY??? Because there are no flowers growing. So Flowers play a bigger role to us than we would imagine, theyr not just there for decoration... Theyr there for our souls! Because if all we would see everyday 365 days of the year was a dead twig in some mud we would all be Zombies.
This post was inspired By Arina!
... Carry On!
As you might know, girls like flowers. Well.... I like them too. Flowers, flowers are pretty, everybody has an eye for beauty, and if you dont think flowers look pretty then I am sorry but...you have a cold heart! Talking about cold, ITS FREEZING HERE! You might say DUH, its winter, but I say: NO. Winter is a metaphore, it should be called the time where the earth decides to make everybody in that particular spot unhappy. And its just a reason for people to be sad. See what makes us happy is many colours and friendly environments.... But one has none of that in winter.. WHY??? Because there are no flowers growing. So Flowers play a bigger role to us than we would imagine, theyr not just there for decoration... Theyr there for our souls! Because if all we would see everyday 365 days of the year was a dead twig in some mud we would all be Zombies.
This post was inspired By Arina!
... Carry On!
The First Post ( not the last )
Hello
I AM OFFICIALLY A BLOGGER... This needs to be celebrated by repeatedly jumping in an upward direction. I've decided to write this blog, well because I think everybody can learn from other people...HAHA just kidding, its cause im awesome. I am Vincent ( As you probably know by now ) and I am REALLY TIRED, im going for a nap, ill see you later...
Ah..That was refreshing...Now...AH yes, I want to give the world CONTENTS that will make people laugh if they read, you could say I am.......A funny/rediculous/pathetically good looking Person. But the main reason is because im bored allot and dont have friends. Im currently looking for jobs in Media, so Television Presenting. Its not that easy, and I am happy for any position I am offered, Im also an actor and I dont mean to boast buuutt.....my voice is like a combination of Barry White and Jesus. Thank you for reading MY SHIT. Carry On!
I AM OFFICIALLY A BLOGGER... This needs to be celebrated by repeatedly jumping in an upward direction. I've decided to write this blog, well because I think everybody can learn from other people...HAHA just kidding, its cause im awesome. I am Vincent ( As you probably know by now ) and I am REALLY TIRED, im going for a nap, ill see you later...
Ah..That was refreshing...Now...AH yes, I want to give the world CONTENTS that will make people laugh if they read, you could say I am.......A funny/rediculous/pathetically good looking Person. But the main reason is because im bored allot and dont have friends. Im currently looking for jobs in Media, so Television Presenting. Its not that easy, and I am happy for any position I am offered, Im also an actor and I dont mean to boast buuutt.....my voice is like a combination of Barry White and Jesus. Thank you for reading MY SHIT. Carry On!
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