Hello
I came across a group of angry people the other day, "HIPPIES" I presume, who were protesting about women not being treated like men.. Alright women...Give us 1 reason to treat you like a man... would you like us to whip your bottom with a towel in the shower? Would you want to have a girlfriend? would YOU like to hold open the door for a man and not vice versa??? Allow me to explain, ever since man has been put on planet earth there have been 2 kinds of species..male and female... the male species were always the hunters who brought home the food for theyr families to eat, simply because biologically he is better fit for the job. Its all a matter of psychology and biology and I happen to have a masters degree in both. The only reason women want to be treated equally is because theyr jealous of the tasks that men can do and they cant.. A woman would break down in tears if she had to join the special forces in the military simply because psychologically and physically she is not fit to do what a man does, same with men, a man would NEVER be able to give birth to a child because he can biologically not do so. Now it is a scientifically proven fact that men are better drivers because our brains work differently. But it is also scientifically proven that a woman can sense fear in other people wich men cant, so both genders can do something the other cant, now in the corporate world its the same thing, lets face it, the corporate world is a big man ruled disgusting money making mess, womens minds are not made to cope with it BECAUSE it was created by men and was created for a mans mind. Also women will EXPLODE if they go 1 day without bitching and/or complaining...Men dont want to fight with you, yet whenever you want to argue you can alwys find something to argue about, even if we would arrive with a truck full of love and roses and chocolate and you felt like complaining you would probably complain that you dont like the colour of the trucvk and send it all back and then kick the man out of the house for a week for not driving a pink truvk like you wanted it... It makes us sick, and if you want to fight, dont fight with a man because a man fights with his fists and a women fights with her head! A man can kill you on the spot but a woman can make you kill yourself. Now women/gay men/ straight men that have too much estrogen will not agree with me on this BUT fact is sunshine, its the truth.
...Carry On!
Montag, 11. April 2011
Freitag, 4. März 2011
greenpeace is a bunch of flower eating non farting hippies
Hello
This evening I am going to share with you, my disgust for environmentalists, bare in mind the word "MENTAL" is part of the word "ENVIRONMENTALIST" and I think that summs the whole bunch up....Mental... Let me start off by saying: COWS PRODUCE MORE CO2 THAN CARS!!! Now Greenpeace... Do you fail to understand that it was natures intention for us to be omnivores??? Saying we should stop eating meat and eat some grass instead, so that we stop killing cows and therefore there will be less cows and less CO2 is REDICULOUS!!!
Either we will all die of indigestion, or we will all die due to a lack of protein or the obese person from next door is going to start killing people randomly on the street. Its natures intention for us to be like this, you cannot fool with nature or nature will fool with you! So there will always be too much CO2 and there will be nothing you can do about it, so instead of driving to one of your useless protests in your pathetic Toyota Prius go to Mc Donalds and have a Big Mac instead, and stop worrying and ruining the fun for yourself. If you think about it, everything Greenpeace does is useless ( besides saving animals I am 100% for that!!! ) , and even if it does help, its not going to save the world from destruction, it is merely going to postpone it, but also not by allot, all the things greenpeace has done up to now will probably only make the world last another 2 hours longer and what will happen in those 2 hours??? I will tell you!... NOTHING will.
The earth has an expiration date science knows and has proven this, the sun is becoming a red giant wich will cause death to all lifeforms on earth, theres billions of meteors some larger than earth, that could suddenly crash into earth and kill all lifeforms, anything could happen and greenpeace isnt preventing any of it. If you want to support an organization support WWF ( world wildlife fund) or Nasa because they do make a difference! All that greenpeace does is sit in theyr suits in a huge office somewhere in london and call Mark Zuckerberg satan because he is using coal to power the servers wich GREENPEACE uses! Now you might be saying but Vincent Greenpeace protects the rainforest and therefore the natural habitat of thousands of species!!! Yes they do that, and thats all fine and well but instead of shouting at people in the rainforest, rather come up with an alternative to paper that requires no wood at all. Or would you rather nobody wipes theyr bottom after going to the toillet anymore? How are we supposed to produce condoms without the rainforest? Would you rather save all the animals in the world and have the human race extinct or would you risk SOME animals lives but have the human race around for another few million years? If it werent for the rainforest, god knows where we would be, everybody in the world would have aids or herpes because nobody has condoms, and we would all stink horribly because we have no soap! Man has relied on nature since day one, and THAT was natures intent. Nothing in the world lasts forever, not the human heart, not planet earth not even our own galaxy. Its only logical that resources on earth will one day run out! So stop trying to prevent it and find an alternative instead! Has it ever occured that we dont make human beings, nature does, and nature makes us the way we are supposed to be so obviously nature knows that we have the intelligence to create deadly gasses and make a hole in the ozone layer, nature has tjought of it all. In 30 years time humans will be able to live on the 3rd moon of mars, so soon humans will leave planet earth and move to other planets. Nature knew this all along. Life is like a puzzle, we have no purpouse on earth, were not here to make a difference, were here to enjoy it, life is a gift, and by trying to modify life we are ruining the gift.
...Carry On.
This evening I am going to share with you, my disgust for environmentalists, bare in mind the word "MENTAL" is part of the word "ENVIRONMENTALIST" and I think that summs the whole bunch up....Mental... Let me start off by saying: COWS PRODUCE MORE CO2 THAN CARS!!! Now Greenpeace... Do you fail to understand that it was natures intention for us to be omnivores??? Saying we should stop eating meat and eat some grass instead, so that we stop killing cows and therefore there will be less cows and less CO2 is REDICULOUS!!!
Either we will all die of indigestion, or we will all die due to a lack of protein or the obese person from next door is going to start killing people randomly on the street. Its natures intention for us to be like this, you cannot fool with nature or nature will fool with you! So there will always be too much CO2 and there will be nothing you can do about it, so instead of driving to one of your useless protests in your pathetic Toyota Prius go to Mc Donalds and have a Big Mac instead, and stop worrying and ruining the fun for yourself. If you think about it, everything Greenpeace does is useless ( besides saving animals I am 100% for that!!! ) , and even if it does help, its not going to save the world from destruction, it is merely going to postpone it, but also not by allot, all the things greenpeace has done up to now will probably only make the world last another 2 hours longer and what will happen in those 2 hours??? I will tell you!... NOTHING will.
The earth has an expiration date science knows and has proven this, the sun is becoming a red giant wich will cause death to all lifeforms on earth, theres billions of meteors some larger than earth, that could suddenly crash into earth and kill all lifeforms, anything could happen and greenpeace isnt preventing any of it. If you want to support an organization support WWF ( world wildlife fund) or Nasa because they do make a difference! All that greenpeace does is sit in theyr suits in a huge office somewhere in london and call Mark Zuckerberg satan because he is using coal to power the servers wich GREENPEACE uses! Now you might be saying but Vincent Greenpeace protects the rainforest and therefore the natural habitat of thousands of species!!! Yes they do that, and thats all fine and well but instead of shouting at people in the rainforest, rather come up with an alternative to paper that requires no wood at all. Or would you rather nobody wipes theyr bottom after going to the toillet anymore? How are we supposed to produce condoms without the rainforest? Would you rather save all the animals in the world and have the human race extinct or would you risk SOME animals lives but have the human race around for another few million years? If it werent for the rainforest, god knows where we would be, everybody in the world would have aids or herpes because nobody has condoms, and we would all stink horribly because we have no soap! Man has relied on nature since day one, and THAT was natures intent. Nothing in the world lasts forever, not the human heart, not planet earth not even our own galaxy. Its only logical that resources on earth will one day run out! So stop trying to prevent it and find an alternative instead! Has it ever occured that we dont make human beings, nature does, and nature makes us the way we are supposed to be so obviously nature knows that we have the intelligence to create deadly gasses and make a hole in the ozone layer, nature has tjought of it all. In 30 years time humans will be able to live on the 3rd moon of mars, so soon humans will leave planet earth and move to other planets. Nature knew this all along. Life is like a puzzle, we have no purpouse on earth, were not here to make a difference, were here to enjoy it, life is a gift, and by trying to modify life we are ruining the gift.
...Carry On.
Donnerstag, 3. März 2011
Lazynes...
Hello
I havent really been very proactive with my blog...mainly because nobody reads it. So that means I spend my time writing nonsense, and its all for nothing. There are 4 main reasons nobody reads my blog:
1.) The Israelis have sabotaged the link to my blog so that it is broken.
2.) Other men are jealous of my looks and my writing skills.
3.) Black People
4.) The internet cannot comply ( I do not know the meaning of this word ) with my awesomness!
But I have decided to keep writing.. even if it is for nothing and nobody likes to read it. Im sure there are fellow awesome people out there that agree with me. If you do, thank you. If you dont, f*ck you. Anyway I want to just say: Leave Charlie Sheen alone
...Carry On
I havent really been very proactive with my blog...mainly because nobody reads it. So that means I spend my time writing nonsense, and its all for nothing. There are 4 main reasons nobody reads my blog:
1.) The Israelis have sabotaged the link to my blog so that it is broken.
2.) Other men are jealous of my looks and my writing skills.
3.) Black People
4.) The internet cannot comply ( I do not know the meaning of this word ) with my awesomness!
But I have decided to keep writing.. even if it is for nothing and nobody likes to read it. Im sure there are fellow awesome people out there that agree with me. If you do, thank you. If you dont, f*ck you. Anyway I want to just say: Leave Charlie Sheen alone
...Carry On
Samstag, 22. Januar 2011
Blind Fool
Hello
Have you ever wondered what its like to be blind?? Yeah...me neither! Thats why I ask you now... close your eyes and write me something, let me show you how easy it is for blind people to write. The following paragraph will be me writing to you with my eyes closed:
Yesterday I went to the sioeroatjet and got myself a pachet pf chips.tgem O wrnt hom,e and therw them awaym rgen I wenr ro rhe toullet and sanf kataoke!
Do you understand what I wrote??? Me Neither! And thats the problem! Blind people cannot see like we do, or maybe the problem is we cant see like blind people. The truth is, they have to rely on theyr other senses, wich are much better than vision. The other day I was walking behind a blind guy and he walked passed the pole that I walked into! But still, I thank the lord that I am not blind or have a mental or physical disability. I was once trying to communicate with a deaf person. I was told she could read my lips wich is Jolly good, what I wasnt told though is that she can hear herself, but she sounds different to what we hear: So im sure what she was hearing herself say was: Yes Vincent, I do completely agree, the social and economic wellfare of modern europe is indeed in a mess. But what I was hearing was: duduhaw social haw haw haw mes haw haw waaaa BLABLA drewel spit drewel! So I tried the little sign language I knew and said: I love you, or I said I like sheep, either way I said something in sign language that made her happy!
So People with disabilities really do have super powers! Let us embrace that and try and see the world through theyr eyes... or ears!
...Carry On!
Have you ever wondered what its like to be blind?? Yeah...me neither! Thats why I ask you now... close your eyes and write me something, let me show you how easy it is for blind people to write. The following paragraph will be me writing to you with my eyes closed:
Yesterday I went to the sioeroatjet and got myself a pachet pf chips.tgem O wrnt hom,e and therw them awaym rgen I wenr ro rhe toullet and sanf kataoke!
Do you understand what I wrote??? Me Neither! And thats the problem! Blind people cannot see like we do, or maybe the problem is we cant see like blind people. The truth is, they have to rely on theyr other senses, wich are much better than vision. The other day I was walking behind a blind guy and he walked passed the pole that I walked into! But still, I thank the lord that I am not blind or have a mental or physical disability. I was once trying to communicate with a deaf person. I was told she could read my lips wich is Jolly good, what I wasnt told though is that she can hear herself, but she sounds different to what we hear: So im sure what she was hearing herself say was: Yes Vincent, I do completely agree, the social and economic wellfare of modern europe is indeed in a mess. But what I was hearing was: duduhaw social haw haw haw mes haw haw waaaa BLABLA drewel spit drewel! So I tried the little sign language I knew and said: I love you, or I said I like sheep, either way I said something in sign language that made her happy!
So People with disabilities really do have super powers! Let us embrace that and try and see the world through theyr eyes... or ears!
...Carry On!
Freitag, 21. Januar 2011
Chicks and cars......And Education...sort of......a little........OK no education!
Hello
So while I was listening to: "Thats Amore" By Dean Martin, I came across 2 things.
1: WOMEN
2: Something else!
The women before the time of Paris Hilton and New York Hilton or whatever her sisters name is, were much classier and elegant! What I've noticed is clothes get tighter and smaller and LESS, now im not complaining ;) but I do miss elegant girls with long hair and beautiful Boots and Perfume that smells like angels tears etc etc! And all the men and the modern day lesbians care about is "BOOTY" as quoted by:
Jay Z
Kanye West, Kanye North, Kanye East and offcourse his brother Kanye South ( They dont really exist I just like making fun of his silly name )
and other Notorious Rappers and rapers!
I dont mind the look of modern day sluts as long as they wear labels, because then its a different story, then offcourse there is STYLE involved. But these silly clothes that one buys at H&M makes you look like a clown, honestly girls, you dont ATTRACT men when you wear a seethrough minidress with your thong on back to front, you actually make them HORNY.... And showing a man something like that is like holding out a steak infront of a hungry lions nose and expecting him not to eat it and then shooting him at dawn if he does eat it... Its SILLY! So please, if you want to be sensible and cant really afford high fashion clothes... Just wear jeans ( BUT NOT THE REALLY TIGHT ONES PLEASE!!! ) Also if you THINK you have style and you buy clothes with lots of so called.. "BLING" youre a fool! People dont RESPECT you, and you have to start to learn to speak english properly, because koo and cool are not the same things, especially not if your name is Suzan and youre a 14 year old girl who got pms for the first time!
I will tell you what STYLE is. Its when a person clothes themself the way that they would like theyr personality to reflect! So if you dress up like a slut, people will most probably think you are one too, and then also treat you like one by grabing your bottom and throwing money at your face! Also dont expect to get a corporate job by changing your name to Candy and putting pictures on Facebook of how drunk you were at that party last night where you were wearing your 2 cm long minidress with no underpants on! OH and DONT wear caps because you think they look good... They dont, and you look like an idiot, a cap is not a fashion accesoire it is a utensil to prevent the sun from turning your face into a tomato! You might be thinking: Vincent, you must be a geology teacher who weares tweed and blazers with patches on your elbows.... NONSENSE. Well I do have 1 of those Blazers but only because.....of STYLE! I have a distinctive style, a gentleman who wears a well tailored suit, a nice watch and beautiful shoes will get MORE respect than someone with his pants by hes knees and a nightshirt that says D- Boy on it and wearing a new york Yankees cap in the rain with a gold sticker on it saying that he didnt actually get this cap for 2 dollars in china. Now my question to you: What do you look at, at first sight and how would you judge somebody like that?
This post was done upon request for Lidija
...Carry On!
So while I was listening to: "Thats Amore" By Dean Martin, I came across 2 things.
1: WOMEN
2: Something else!
The women before the time of Paris Hilton and New York Hilton or whatever her sisters name is, were much classier and elegant! What I've noticed is clothes get tighter and smaller and LESS, now im not complaining ;) but I do miss elegant girls with long hair and beautiful Boots and Perfume that smells like angels tears etc etc! And all the men and the modern day lesbians care about is "BOOTY" as quoted by:
Jay Z
Kanye West, Kanye North, Kanye East and offcourse his brother Kanye South ( They dont really exist I just like making fun of his silly name )
and other Notorious Rappers and rapers!
I dont mind the look of modern day sluts as long as they wear labels, because then its a different story, then offcourse there is STYLE involved. But these silly clothes that one buys at H&M makes you look like a clown, honestly girls, you dont ATTRACT men when you wear a seethrough minidress with your thong on back to front, you actually make them HORNY.... And showing a man something like that is like holding out a steak infront of a hungry lions nose and expecting him not to eat it and then shooting him at dawn if he does eat it... Its SILLY! So please, if you want to be sensible and cant really afford high fashion clothes... Just wear jeans ( BUT NOT THE REALLY TIGHT ONES PLEASE!!! ) Also if you THINK you have style and you buy clothes with lots of so called.. "BLING" youre a fool! People dont RESPECT you, and you have to start to learn to speak english properly, because koo and cool are not the same things, especially not if your name is Suzan and youre a 14 year old girl who got pms for the first time!
I will tell you what STYLE is. Its when a person clothes themself the way that they would like theyr personality to reflect! So if you dress up like a slut, people will most probably think you are one too, and then also treat you like one by grabing your bottom and throwing money at your face! Also dont expect to get a corporate job by changing your name to Candy and putting pictures on Facebook of how drunk you were at that party last night where you were wearing your 2 cm long minidress with no underpants on! OH and DONT wear caps because you think they look good... They dont, and you look like an idiot, a cap is not a fashion accesoire it is a utensil to prevent the sun from turning your face into a tomato! You might be thinking: Vincent, you must be a geology teacher who weares tweed and blazers with patches on your elbows.... NONSENSE. Well I do have 1 of those Blazers but only because.....of STYLE! I have a distinctive style, a gentleman who wears a well tailored suit, a nice watch and beautiful shoes will get MORE respect than someone with his pants by hes knees and a nightshirt that says D- Boy on it and wearing a new york Yankees cap in the rain with a gold sticker on it saying that he didnt actually get this cap for 2 dollars in china. Now my question to you: What do you look at, at first sight and how would you judge somebody like that?
This post was done upon request for Lidija
...Carry On!
Flower Power
Hello
As you might know, girls like flowers. Well.... I like them too. Flowers, flowers are pretty, everybody has an eye for beauty, and if you dont think flowers look pretty then I am sorry but...you have a cold heart! Talking about cold, ITS FREEZING HERE! You might say DUH, its winter, but I say: NO. Winter is a metaphore, it should be called the time where the earth decides to make everybody in that particular spot unhappy. And its just a reason for people to be sad. See what makes us happy is many colours and friendly environments.... But one has none of that in winter.. WHY??? Because there are no flowers growing. So Flowers play a bigger role to us than we would imagine, theyr not just there for decoration... Theyr there for our souls! Because if all we would see everyday 365 days of the year was a dead twig in some mud we would all be Zombies.
This post was inspired By Arina!
... Carry On!
As you might know, girls like flowers. Well.... I like them too. Flowers, flowers are pretty, everybody has an eye for beauty, and if you dont think flowers look pretty then I am sorry but...you have a cold heart! Talking about cold, ITS FREEZING HERE! You might say DUH, its winter, but I say: NO. Winter is a metaphore, it should be called the time where the earth decides to make everybody in that particular spot unhappy. And its just a reason for people to be sad. See what makes us happy is many colours and friendly environments.... But one has none of that in winter.. WHY??? Because there are no flowers growing. So Flowers play a bigger role to us than we would imagine, theyr not just there for decoration... Theyr there for our souls! Because if all we would see everyday 365 days of the year was a dead twig in some mud we would all be Zombies.
This post was inspired By Arina!
... Carry On!
The First Post ( not the last )
Hello
I AM OFFICIALLY A BLOGGER... This needs to be celebrated by repeatedly jumping in an upward direction. I've decided to write this blog, well because I think everybody can learn from other people...HAHA just kidding, its cause im awesome. I am Vincent ( As you probably know by now ) and I am REALLY TIRED, im going for a nap, ill see you later...
Ah..That was refreshing...Now...AH yes, I want to give the world CONTENTS that will make people laugh if they read, you could say I am.......A funny/rediculous/pathetically good looking Person. But the main reason is because im bored allot and dont have friends. Im currently looking for jobs in Media, so Television Presenting. Its not that easy, and I am happy for any position I am offered, Im also an actor and I dont mean to boast buuutt.....my voice is like a combination of Barry White and Jesus. Thank you for reading MY SHIT. Carry On!
I AM OFFICIALLY A BLOGGER... This needs to be celebrated by repeatedly jumping in an upward direction. I've decided to write this blog, well because I think everybody can learn from other people...HAHA just kidding, its cause im awesome. I am Vincent ( As you probably know by now ) and I am REALLY TIRED, im going for a nap, ill see you later...
Ah..That was refreshing...Now...AH yes, I want to give the world CONTENTS that will make people laugh if they read, you could say I am.......A funny/rediculous/pathetically good looking Person. But the main reason is because im bored allot and dont have friends. Im currently looking for jobs in Media, so Television Presenting. Its not that easy, and I am happy for any position I am offered, Im also an actor and I dont mean to boast buuutt.....my voice is like a combination of Barry White and Jesus. Thank you for reading MY SHIT. Carry On!
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